Chapter Seventy Two: The Anselm's Law on Correlations

Doubt thou the stars are fire;

Doubt that the sun doth move;

Doubt truth to be liar;

But never doubt I love.

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There is nothing either good or bad,

but thinking makes it so.

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There are more things in Heaven and Earth,

Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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One may smile, and smile, and be a villain;

at least I'm sure it may be so in Denmark.

Quoted from

William Shakespeare's Hamlet

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Marcus Iohannes Anselm was a famous Demigod and founder of the Order of Magicians who originated from the territorial jurisdiction of the See of Old, a recognized Leader of the Servants for the Episcopal Causes, established the formal inquiry of the Faculty of Darkness and the Art of Its Mastery from a land that he discovered and claimed "for and on behalf" of the Synodal Government, becoming its First Embryonical Bye-Prefect. As one of the founders of the Fundamental Laws of the Infinite Inquisition and an ordained Doctor of the Cosmic Mysteries, he is best known by his contribution to the richness of eternal exploration called the Anselm's Law on Correlations.

The term correlation or "the probable relationship of an inference established from the repetition of methods" was first sanctioned by the Imperial Synod to be utilized for the definite explanation of the mechanism of magical tricks or illusion, ignoring the direct effect of causation to its established methods and rulings, and which was later on further granted an exception to the rule of the Most Organic Law of Multivariate Cause and Effect. Anselm's Law was beneficial in the further development of the separate faculties of important disciplines such as Illusory Magic, Witchcraft and Wizardry, Miracle Science, and the Magic of Christmas.

Correlations as a systematic and organized method of inquiry in arriving at a definite conclusion or inference, either of concepts, thoughts, materials, objects, dimensions and other forms or representative measurements, are ultimately based on the repeated occurence of an observable element based on the parallel definition of the organic relationship of cause and effect, but also takes into account of the basic and advanced principles defining inequalities of the substances being correlated to each other, either flowing from the premises of the objective to the material conclusion or towards it, and vice versa.

Without delving too execessively into boring specifics, this fundamental inquiry allows for a "certain amount of standard of error" in the determination of the criteria for any conclusion or inference to be considered valid within its own intricate precepts, and proposes a new theorem inside the sphere of errors in fantastical thinking, naming it as the Fallacy of Mystical Information. This allows for a certain amount of doubt in the appreciation of the premises as to the results of the repetition of methods or processes, such that the inequalities in the substances being correlated puts the "explainable and possible inconsistencies" in its proper context, without first taking into account all the methods of absolute or rational reasoning, which then allows enough room for the improvement of supernatural occurences, illusions of illustrations or magic tricks to actually exist in reality despite the proliferation of massive confusion arising from the lack of material evidence or direct causation to the phenomena as it was understood by the natural laws, which, by cardinal procedure, must be accounted to be both observable and verifiable, a pre-existing condition which must also fall under the efficacy of the Law of the Material Realm.

Anselm's Law was considered to be the grandfather of the fundamental "irrational" concepts of Dualities and the power of the Paradox, among many other groundbreaking works, mainly governed in the domain of the subject of Thought.

Most importantly, Anselm's Law is the mother of all the concepts pertaining to Harmony.

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